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Trouble in Paradise?


Who you kidding? We know you LOVE each other.



In an article written by our good friend Peter King of, Big, bad commissioner Roger Goodell said he felt “deceived” by New England Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick after the whole Spygate scandal back in 2007.

If your unsure, the Spygate scandal was huge a few years back, the Patriots were accused and punished for illegally taping the St.Louis Rams walk through during practices and other pre game films. Many accused Goodell of going soft on Belichick and the Patriots, since Pats owner Robert Kraft and Goodell have such a great relationship, and Kraft is one of the main reasons Ole’ Rog was named the next Commissioner. (That has seemed to work out …. not)

Goodell fined Belichick $500,000 and the team $250,000. He also stripped the Patriots of their 2008 first-round draft pick.

That aside, Goodell has recently said he asked Belichick to issue a public apology along with the fine, and was all but assured Bill was going to make good on his word, as if a lying, cheating, dirtbag’s word was worth much anyway, but to blow off your boss that’s a whole ‘nother ball game.

“I was given assurances that (Belichick) would tell his side of the story,” Goodell said. “He went out and stonewalled the press. I feel like I was deceived.”

Belichick then answered back and said, “I did not make any assurances about thoroughly discussing the subject publicly. I said I would address it following the league’s review. I then did that in a way I thought was appropriate. I don’t think that was deceptive.”

Uh Oh, looks like Mr.Goodell and Bill’s relationship are at a crossroads, maybe you shouldn’t have destroyed those tapes Goodell, you’d still have some leverage on Wiley Ole Bill Belichick.

While writing this, I came across this video. It’s former NFL LB Garry Cobb questioning Bill Belichick, and wondering why he was never punished more severely for the whole cheating scandal. Check it out, he brings up some great points.



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Ben must really be a Creep

In Peter King’s Monday Morning Quarterback it was discovered that during the offseason while Roger Goodell was in the process of giving Big Ben his sentence, he decided to talk to 24 of Roethlisberger’s teammates about the incident. To his surprise not one of Ben’s 24 teammates came to his defense. Goodell told Peter King (who should be banned from twitter) that, “not one, not a single player, went to his defense.”

Well if Ben’s teammates have no defense on his alleged sexual assault case then he must be A REAL CREEP and they must know about his drunken or maybe sober (who knows these days) ways.


Big Ben about to get his Creep on. Get em Bennnn. You can do it. You can forcefully try to bang girls Allll Nightttt Longgg....

I mean getting all banged up and going around the bar creeping on girls is alright (I do it religiously, probably tonight), but when you are forcefully bringing girls into the bathroom or whatever Ben does, that is just flat out creepy. And based on King’s conversation with Goodell it seems that Ben’s teammates are not at all surprised with his behavior.

On a similar note, Goodell seemed disappointed with the outcome of their meeting when he claimed to King that “he doesn’t feel any connection” with Roethlisberger. I mean Roger if you want Ben to get all creepy on you, just take him to the bar. I’m sure you’ll get it in. Now this makes me think, how exactly did Ben get that sentence down to 4 games…HMMMMMM?

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Guess who will be back in 2011…

According the Showtime’s “Inside the NFL” segment, Plaxico Burress, yes the G who shot himself in the leg, will be reinstated in the NFL for 2011. Drew Rosenhaus, Plaxico’s agent was quoted saying, “I’m not a big advocate of making predictions on teams because so much can change…But I am not afraid to make the following prediction: Plaxico Burress will be playing in 2011, and he will play very well. And it will be a very happy ending(like last time?haha) to a very tough, tough story for him.”

According to league sources Burress will not face any additional discipline from the league. I do however have one very basic question for Plax though….HOW THE HELL DID YOU SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE LEG? COME ON MANNNNN. IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE HAHHAH.

And that would be the first question I would ask Plax upon being released out of prison. I would want a play by play on exactly what happened, and how he pulled it off because it honestly puzzles me. Good luck to him though, I thought he did receive a harsh sentence being that he was a celebrity and had some sort of, even if minimal, reason to carry a loaded firearm. But I guess the law is the law, and at the end of the day, Plax, you are still a Tard.

Plax you need to get back in the club and DO THA STANKY LEG waaatt DO THA STANKY LEGG waaaatttt

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NFL Commissioner returns fans call….and?

Damn, whats a few billion between friends?

Just within the past few minutes I was forwarded this article about some Denver Broncos fan that decided to email the Commissioner of the NFL Roger Goodell, and discuss his frustrations with him and the NFL as a whole. It also discussed the NFLPA’s and Owners looming lockout or work stoppage this coming March. In layman’s terms for you idiots out there, that means if these rich jerks can’t come to an agreement with these other rich jerks, losers like us wont get to watch football, bet, play fantasy football (damnnnn), and all that other good stuff this coming September.

That brings me to my next point, I’m not sure whether this article was written poorly or if the phone call from the Commish (who I for one am NOT a fan of, mostly for my own messed up reasons) was just doing this to save face a bit…..I’ll go with the latter. Anyway (I’ll post the article at the end of my spiel here so you can see for yourself) in the article it says Goodell called the fan and told him basically were trying our best, and we care about the fans, and we want to come to a fair agreement and all that. WHATEVER, basically what I’m trying to say is how can a MULTI BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY like the NFL, and these BILLIONAIRE owners threaten the best Professional American sport. Look at the MLB, it has never been the same since their lockout in 1994. Stop being so damn cheap, stop trying to save face Roger Goodell and get this done. Because if you cancel or even delay ANY part of this upcoming season, you will be the most hated man in NFL History. NO ONE will remember the owners, the NFLPA, the players. They will remember you.

Thanks for listening, here’s the shitty article.

NFL Commissioner returns fans call.


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