Don't worry Albert, no one will see you here!
Washington Redskins DL Albert Haynesworth has been charged with simple assault for a road rage incident with another man on the Fairfax County Parkway in Reston, police say.
Haynesworth wasn’t arrested but is expected to turn himself into the police. Surprisingly the Redskins say they haven’t heard about the incident as they have been incoherent for the past 10 years.
The incident occurred Wednesday morning, police say it involved a 38-year old man driving a beautiful 1994 Honda Civic, and another man driving a pickup truck (Fat Albert.)
Word is the driver of the Civic felt that a pickup truck following behind him was tailgating, so he flipped off the pickup driver. That’s funny it was probably the fastest Albert has moved all year.
Reportedly Haynesworth and the driver rolled up to a red light, Big Al did the unthinkable and actually MOVED. He got out of his car and “snuffed” the other guy and left the scene. Yeah I know SHOCKER! … Albert Haynesworth on the move.
Simple assault in Virginia is a Class 1 misdemeanor, and could serve 12 months in a county jail and a $2,500 fine, though a maximum sentence is rarely imposed for altercations such as this unless the defendant has a lengthy prior record.
Unless you count stealing millions of dollars from a National Football League team, and being the biggest lard ass and laziest man alive a crime, I think his rap-sheet isn’t too bad.
I guess the All Star Game couldn’t come soon enough, as over the past couple days tempers have been flaring in the NBA. In regards to Garnett’s “defense” on Channing Frye last night: I have seen some pretty absurd things in my life in order to affect one’s shot, but what Garnett did is Awesome and HILARIOUSSSSSSS (Frank Caliendo, Jim Rome Voice…watch the video…HILARIOUSSS).
Check it out….
The funniest part is when Marc Jackson says, “Those are the type of plays where guys could get hurt”….HAHA I didn’t know a ball tap could result in serious injury. I mean I do know of some people who have lost a NUT but I don’t think that Garnett’s Tap would result in anyone losing a Testi. I mean I know this guy Ronnie (a.k.a. Ronnie One) who got hit with a Lacrosse ball and welll….the rest(well his ball) is history.
I went to a Basketball game and a fight broke out or I went to a fight and a Basketball game broke out. Either way that was weak, New York Knicks Forward Shawne Williams and Atlanta Hawks Forward Marvin Williams (No relation) went at it after what seemed to be a shove in the back of the neck by Marvin. Shawne and Marvin then seemed to do their best Kissin cousin act here
(Williams I heard you good with those soft lips, yea you know word of mouth)
Which ever way you look at it, it really wasn’t as big of a deal as it seemed since no real punches were thrown. We’ll see how Mr.David Stern sees it.